I used to be a straight A student
Now I’m not even straight
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
This gif is a perfect example of my love for chocolate! Heavenly :3
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
I won this goofy award at my university. But it actually means a lot. I’m really dorky, and that’s part of the title, but I am never noticed for what I do because I don’t publicize it. If someone’s sad I always find a way to cheer them up, from getting cake to finding some spare bubble wrap.
I got this for helping people, and as a superhero nerd, I actually feel like a hero. Because the small things I’ve done, meant something to someone else. It makes me happy.
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
who keeps clogging the toilet
fuck change the channel change the channel abort mission
Nobody ships Tillow harder than Dawn
Dawn is me.
Dawn is everyone.
Dawn is all of us.
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner